Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act
with lots of flash in it
And the reaction
will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see
with sequins in their eyes

What if your hinges
all are rusting
What if, in fact,
you're just disgusting
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they’ll never catch wise

Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle Dazzle ‘em
Give ‘em the show
that’s so splendiferous
Row after row
will grow vociferous

Give 'em the old
flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture 'em
How can they hear the
truth above the roar?

Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
They'll never know
you're just a bagel,
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll beg you for more!

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Back since the days
of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the
big bambooz-a-ler

Give 'em the old
three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble,
go into your dance

Though you are
stiffer than a girder
They let ya get away with a murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance

Give 'em the old
Razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act
that's unassailable
They'll wait a year 'til
your available!

Give 'em the old
Double whammy
Daze and dizzy 'em
Show 'em the first
rate sorcerer you are

Long as you keep 'em
way off balance
How can they spot
you got no talents?
Razzle dazzle 'em
Razzle dazzle 'em
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll make you a star!